omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This one time I was at Matt's place and I was taking a shower. Lalala clean clean lala. So I turn off the shower, cause I'm clean, and I reach for a towel which is sitting on the back of his toilet. As I pick it up something blackish falls out and lands on the floor and SKITTERS AROUND and it was a COCKROACH and I am SCARED TO DEATH OF THEM. Like, doesn't even make sense.

So this cockroach is this big |----------------------| and is SKITTERING AT ME and I freeze and all I can do is scream.

And Matt rescued me after about fifteen seconds, but then he made fun of me. I was so scared.