Damn Cicadas

[Meat Puppet]

I don't like bees very much. I'm fine if they leave me alone, but they really seem to like landing on my body. I hate the feeling of their feet on my skin. I freeze up and my heart starts beating really fast. I'm too scared to do anything because I think they'll jab me up if I do.
Sometimes it feels like they are still on me, even though they have left, so I can sit around for hours thinking there is a bee on me.

I've never actually been stung like that before, though.

Oh, there's another thread for bees. Oh well. smurf it.

[Sylvie]

Puss Moths are so cute.

D:

How the hell is that a moth?

[rubah]

I had to c atch kill and pin like a million bugs in tenth grade for biology ;.; it was awful ;.; I hate bugs ;.; and I had to shove pins through their M&Mlike shells ;.;

The worst episode with a crawly thing (it wasnt' an insect!) was when a centipede tried to climb up through my sink's drain while I was brushing my teeth ;.;

I wish I had <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/craftgrrl/9181778.html">one of these</a> so that it would eat all the dumb bugs and centipedes

[Jojee]

I've got to stop clicking things when I don't really want to know D= But for some reason I thought when you guys said CUTE, you meant CUTE, not SICK AND HORRIBLE AND UGLY. ;3 *quits this thread*

[Fuego]

In texas we have flying roaches and they talk to me like that ...

I stand there staring one in its beady little eyes and then it says ... "Psst ... Hey buddy ! Gotta nickle !?!" as it opens another beer and takes a long drink.

Thats when i run outa the room or in the house screaming ... but of course it can fly so it chases me "Come on man ! i just need to get back on my feet, come on! My car is in oklahoma and my wife and kids live in washington ... i just need a nickle to get a bus ticket. Please man help me out!"

When that doesn't work they threaten to cut me ... they say "I cut you soo bad, you wish i no cut you so bad !"

then the relatives come up begging for handouts ... freeloading roaches ...

[~*~Celes~*~]

I hate bugs, plain and simple...any kind of bug scares me and I scream whilst running away...my daddy squishes them for me

[Shadow Bahamut]

well, just the other day, i had a roach that got somewhat close to my groin, well...infact..it hit me....
It all happened when i was riding my motorcycle, at about 50-55mph, which is resonably slow for a bike...and this cockroach comes along and freakin hit's me in teh b*ll*cks! It stung like crazy! i had to pull over and kinda try to rub it better without lookin to strange...

[Tasura]

Ants, I detest the little buggers, int he summer they all come into my house, so like, you're sitting minding your won business when you feel a tickling in your foot, then up your leg, and more tickling, then soon you've got 4 or 5 ants crawling up your legs, I HATE ANTS. So I do the only natural thing and shake my legs and kill any and all ants that find, then I get paranoid after that, and my leg air and arm hair feels like ants ;_;.

[Yuffie514]

cockroaches are the worst and i'm glad they do not fly in North America (according to my accounts). i had just encountered one at the bottom of the sink last Thursday. some cats (like mine) just leave the dirty work to their owners from day 1, so i asked my brother to go and kill it. it turns out he only wounded it, but i had the guilty (no, shameless) pleasure of spraying it down the garbage disposal and well - i flipped the switch...

[Christmas]

As I went to approach my Mom outside to ask if she was ready for us to go driving, I look between my feet and I see it. An abomination. The vilest of vile. A cicada bug. The evil member of the Cicadoidea family, of the order Hemiptera. As I stared down into its large shiny wing, filled with lies, I glanced into the two twin black beads on its face and was instantly paralyzed. It did not spew its hellish noise, but in my mind, I heard it. Its eyes pierced into my soul, as I felt it reading my every thought, my secrets, my desires. It muttered, I stood its trials...

¡CHCKCKCKCKCKKCKC Jessica, I know your deepest secrets, you cannot hide from the Cicadas!

Nooo, it cannot be. ;___;

¡CHCHCHCHCCCKCKC Jessiiiica, I know how you secretly enjoy putting pots on your head and calling yourself a pot head much to the dismay of your parents, because their 16 year old daughter is acting like she's 5!

N-no, that's not true, how do you know this, get out of my mind!

¡CHKKCKCKCKCH Jesssiica, I know how you ran into your room screaming "IT WAS A LIE!" and cried hysterically for hours the night when you found out that Santa wasn't real, when you were... NINE HAHAHAHA!

Noooooooooo, stop reading my secrets! A lot of kids found out when they were 9! I hope! ;_____;


¡CHCHCHHCHCHCHCKC Jesssssiiiiiica, I know how you once didn't get Blues Clues right and how your boyfriend rightfully makes fun of you for it still!

Noooooo! It was Steve's fault, honest! His clouds look liked flowers and-


¡CHCIKCKCKCKCKCKC SILENCE JESSICA, you cannot lie before the Cicada. I know your desires. I know how you want to... how you... want... to STROKE FABIO'S HAIR ALL DAY. You want to chop it off, skillfully make it into a wig, and gingerly stroke the golden locks all day long!

Noooooooooooo! What the Hux... I cannot win. I cried out, as I sunk upon my knees, a shell of a girl, a mere husk, the demonic CHCCKCKCKCKCKKFF clicking ringing in my ears as the world spiraled into black.

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Anyways, tell me of bugs you dislike and bad encounters with them.

I wish my pet caterpillar can tell fancy stories like your Cicada.

[Loony BoB]

Cicadas are cute and friendly! You crazy person.

I have only ever had bad experiences with wasps, which are so traumatising that I can't go into detail on the matters right now.

[Doomie]

You couldn't just say you hated Cicadas?

I've never actually seen one. Not even in a picture. But as for me, I once had a hairy orange bug walk on my back.

[Breine]

Rye, that story was very amusing

Anyway, back on topic - I hate spiders. Everytime I see one I scream like a little girl and call out for my mom to come and get it - My dad and older brother are also scared of these cruel creatures... It's so sad.

[Captain Maxx Power]

If you're not doing so, get help. If you are getting help, it's not working, get better help.

[Zeldy]

Crane Fly make me cry ;___; They sit on the walls and LAUGH at me screaming, and then decide to make it worse and FLY AT ME.

People at school have found out I have a fear of Crane Fly, and they keep catching them, and chasing me with them.
One lad brought a Crane Fly to our form room in his blazer pocket, I thought he was bluffing! He opened his hand and it FLEW AT ME. I jumped over the table xD