Today Devil Man had another of his mis-adventures. I was coming home from London on the tube. The carriage was fairly crowded, about 25 or so people, all minding their own business, when their peace was disturbed in the most foulest of ways known to man!

This guy, maybe about 30 or so, was standing near one of the doors when he let rip one of the LOUDEST farts I had ever heard in my whole life! It went

*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!*

for practically forever!

Ohmygod, the guy was so embarassed! And to make it worse, there were these 2 kittle kids, both about 6 years old, pointing to the guy and saying 'Haha! You farted! :chuckle:' The guy didn't know where to look! And some gorgeous girls were giggling at him and going red. The poor guy got off at the next stop and ran away from the platform.

Has anyone else got any poetic fart stories? Maybe you let off some sly, crafty and cunning ones of our own when you thought no one was looking? :laughing: