The Classic Battle of Pirate v.s. Ninja

[Rengori]

Ninja's are gay 'cause they're so emotional. But pirates drink and steal and most of all...they call their loot "booty". Argh!!!~

I would crap in a basket if there was ever an emo ninja.

If Naruto was half as real as otakus make it out to be than you'd never leave that basket.

[Yuffie514]

Ninja/Red-Mage:

i've seen it. ninjas that cast various elemental spells, including shadow spells. stealth, cunning, and flexibility is a must. oh, and i keep choosing ninja because ninjas are loyal...

[Ouch!]

While the ninja subjob offers more to red mage (specifically shadows and dual-wielding), pirate red mages are infinitely better. I have an extreme distaste for ninjas.

RDM/COR ftw.

[ValkyrieWing]

My boyfriend's a ninja. :P

[The Unknown Guru]

Why Red Mage? A ninja/pirate Blue mage would be way cooler.

Of course, a monkey pirate ninja beats them all.

[bipper]

The ninja could fend the pirate off, but the pirate will always steal the ninja's pants in the process.

[NorthernChaosGod]

By the way, this is why pirates rule;

I will then take your bones, still alive and in great pain, and make them into a chair. I will call it "My Screaming Chair". Every day I will sit in it and listen to you scream. Any questions?

That is one of the coolest things I have ever heard.

Pirates are second only to vikings. Since this discussion however is viking free, I guess I'll go with pirates.

^Wins.

[Levian]

Ninja.

[Christmas]

Kuja.

[Sefie1999AD]

If the Pirate Red Mage is Captain Jack Sparrow, he'll win. If not, a Ninja Red Mage will probably win. A Ninja gets two swords and a Red Mage gets X-Magic. Try dodging two spells while the trying to dodge Ninja's double swords.

[Slade]

Pirates destroy ninjas in every way possible

[Captain Maxx Power]

Truly the Battle of the Decade!

(like you need ask me of all people who I'd think would win).

This thread =

I wonder what Maxx Power would say in this thread.

I daresay he'll call it elitist!

It's not elitist if it doesn't directly involve oldbies/staff/admin/CK's. Since no one within the PRM "clique" is any of those, this thread is inherantly un-elitist. Of course you're all more than welcome to join. If anything this thread proves that PRMery is heading into running-joke/elitist territory anyways, so who am I to stop it? The more the merrier!

Ninja Pirates.

Heresy!

[YTDN]

It depends how many ninja's there are. If there is one Pirate versus five Ninjas, he will win. If there is one Pirate versus one Ninja, then it will be an epic battle, and the Pirate will win.

Pirate Red Mages FTW.

[Ryth]

Ninja's are gay 'cause they're so emotional. But pirates drink and steal and most of all...they call their loot "booty". Argh!!!~

I would crap in a basket if there was ever an emo ninja.

If Naruto was half as real as otakus make it out to be than you'd never leave that basket.

[sephirothishere]

ninjas win cuz they aare very good at hidin and wud probly wait for the pirate to get drunk and then theyd like cut his boat in half.....and if the pirate is already drunk then....it wud be a quick win...