The Classic Battle of Pirate v.s. Ninja

[Del Snizz]

Jowy seyde <i>Pirates are second only to vikings. Since this discussion however is viking free, I guess I'll go with pirates.</i>

This is true, though I wouldn't necessarily draw a sharp distinction between pirates and Vikings, as what's so special about the latter is that they show what pirates are cabable of: in other words, their entire civilization was founded on piracy.

Ninjas, on the other hand, could never have a real culture and society of their own because it is against their nature. Pirates are their own masters, and they value freedom and all the good things in life. Ninjas are merely servants to whatever feudal despot or crime boss happens to need an inconvenient target killed. They are no doubt adept at their craft, but this is because they spend most of their time alone, honing only the skills that are useful to their profession. They have no time to 'waste' on civic life or enjoyment of the arts. Pirates, on the other hand, have no illusions about perfecting their methods: they'll prepare for combat enough to defeat most enemies, but they know their limitations. Most importantly, when they're satisfied with their winnings, they'll go home and enjoy them.

Supporting ninjas over pirates is, fundamentally, a sign of a rejection of modernity and a democratic society. We should be suspicious of the proponents of ninja ways.