Any one good with kids? Help me not kill this child.

[Yamaneko]

If he's four perhaps he's easily tricked? Tell him that a monster has moved in and that this monster brutally maims and/or kills children who yell too much. Tell him that if he wakes the monster he'll get his right leg eaten off and that nobody will be there to stop the monster because the monster is stronger than his parents. Get him to believe something like this, and try and use it to your advantage.

Yes, I realize that this is not a moral thing to do, but I don't think you care, do you?

Or better yet, take him to church!

[Odaisé Gaelach]

They're over cause the grandma has cancer, so they visit whenever they can. It sounds nice, but I know the grandma well, and she'd rather not see the kids. Oh well, I'm moving at the end of October, so I'll just have to not kill anyone until then.

Ah, well, then you'll be fine.

But if you're really feeling angry, then there's nothing like a few lavender scented candles, a black robe, a few needles, and a voodoo doll. Keeps me calm.

Well, that and the medication.

[Christmas]

Let me take care of them for you.

[Rye]

Let me take care of them for you.

Christmas can take care of me and tell me the fairytales...

[Shiny]

Yes, let Christmas take care of them. They will be [strike]dead[/strike] asleep within minutes.

[The Unknown Guru]

Try living with my sister. She is 10 and she still does that.

[My_car_is_faster_than_you]

If he's four perhaps he's easily tricked? Tell him that a monster has moved in and that this monster brutally maims and/or kills children who yell too much. Tell him that if he wakes the monster he'll get his right leg eaten off and that nobody will be there to stop the monster because the monster is stronger than his parents. Get him to believe something like this, and try and use it to your advantage.

Yes, I realize that this is not a moral thing to do, but I don't think you care, do you?

Unfortunately no, he's the kid that will always challenge you. i.e.

"Mo, the sky is blue."
".....No it's not."
"It really is."
"No it's not, haha."
"It is."
"Nuh uh."
"I hate you."

[Christmas]

Unfortunately no, he's the kid that will always challenge you. i.e.

"Mo, the sky is blue."
".....No it's not."
"It really is."
"No it's not, haha."
"It is."
"Nuh uh."
"I hate you."

I think that kid and I will get along just fine.

[Quina]

I'd tell you to eat them, but that's illegal now. Stupid democrats.

[Polaris]

I know how kids are sometimes, when my sis was 4 and even now sometimes I just wants to kill her... She can be really annoying coz she's not an angel like me, I'm really quiet and I can be at my house the entire day that no one notices that I'm there, but she yells, she answers badly to my parents, she even insults me! She's mean... But I guess she's just lonely and wants to capture our attentions...

So before you try to kill the kid, try to calm him down, play with him... and swallow your anger and take a very large deep breath

[sephirothishere]

LOCK THE FRICKIN DOORS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!!!?!!?!!!?!!!!!!!!

[nik0tine]

LOCK THE FRICKIN DOORS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!!!?!!?!!!?!!!!!!!!

I AGREE!!!!???!!?!

[Levian]

Just leave the house. They will be fine, and if some crazy kidnappers comes along it will just be funny, because the kids will make all sorts of traps.

[Crop]

Just leave the house. They will be fine, and if some crazy kidnappers comes along it will just be funny, because the kids will make all sorts of traps.

If your moving soon, you wont see them again. So just before you leave tell the mother to get those kids in shape and to stop letting them push her over. Seriously say that.

[Zeromus_X]

The kid is only four? I didn't even know they would be intelligent enough to do that kind of thing at that age.