Tell him that if he doesn't shut the <!--f***-->[leeza]*snip*[/leeza] up, you're gonna pimp slap his ass. And then force him to watch the Blair Witch Project (which will scare the [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] out of him) and then after he's done crying, tell him you're gonna plant him in the woods all alone. If he doesn't shut up, actually set him up. Hang voodoo dolls all over the woods and set him right in the center of it and run.

I'm gonna stop now before I actually do this to somebody.

[leeza]Do not go around the filters. ~ Leeza[/leeza]