Any one good with kids? Help me not kill this child.

[McLovin']

If he's four perhaps he's easily tricked? Tell him that a monster has moved in and that this monster brutally maims and/or kills children who yell too much. Tell him that if he wakes the monster he'll get his right leg eaten off and that nobody will be there to stop the monster because the monster is stronger than his parents. Get him to believe something like this, and try and use it to your advantage.

Yes, I realize that this is not a moral thing to do, but I don't think you care, do you?

My parents did that to me. They told me that a witch lived in the fireplace and she was the one who stole my blankey. They revealed it to me when I was ten!

As for the brat...nik0tines advice would work.

EDIT: "advice"

[Christmas]

Has the kid started posting in EoFF? I bet it is Mr Gashtacular. Spoiled brat.

[Mr Gashtacular]

dark thread. v weird replies. the child in the original post is old enough to drink now, assuming OP didnt murder him (its not me ive been murdered by someone else). i hope hes ok and out of the spiral of hate this weirdo OP was involved in

[Psychotic]

yeah wow kinda dark thread although

Just leave the house. They will be fine, and if some crazy kidnappers comes along it will just be funny, because the kids will make all sorts of traps.

this was comedy gold right here

[Jessweeee♪]

cursed thread