*Who farted?*

[The Devil Man]

Today Devil Man had another of his mis-adventures. I was coming home from London on the tube. The carriage was fairly crowded, about 25 or so people, all minding their own business, when their peace was disturbed in the most foulest of ways known to man!

This guy, maybe about 30 or so, was standing near one of the doors when he let rip one of the LOUDEST farts I had ever heard in my whole life! It went

*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!*

for practically forever!

Ohmygod, the guy was so embarassed! And to make it worse, there were these 2 kittle kids, both about 6 years old, pointing to the guy and saying 'Haha! You farted! :chuckle:' The guy didn't know where to look! And some gorgeous girls were giggling at him and going red. The poor guy got off at the next stop and ran away from the platform.

Has anyone else got any poetic fart stories? Maybe you let off some sly, crafty and cunning ones of our own when you thought no one was looking? :laughing:

[Christmas]

I DO FART WHAT I WANT, YOU GOT PROBLEM?

[Levian]

Norwegians don't fart. It's too cold here.

[bipper]

Why was he embaraced ~ he should be proud. I know I am. I woulda turned arround at the little girls and blamed it on them though - just to be an ass.

[Melkor_]

Norwegians don't fart. It's too cold here.

then we shan't go to africa

[Shaun]

All I can say to that is: ROFL.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm very immature when it comes to farting . If I was there I think I would've literally collapsed laughing :laugh:

I like farting and blaming it on my mates. It's so much fun.

[RiseToFall]

He should have farted on the little girls and said "now who's laughing."

[~SapphireStar~]

I fart and I dont care if people find it disgusting. Its a bodily fuction, everyone does it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I DO FART WHAT I WANT, YOU GOT PROBLEM?

Not attractive.

[Sephex]

The key is to release a test fart in public, to make sure that you can control it. Then you let it out slowly so it doesn't make a sound and no one knows who it came from. I like to call this a ninja fart.

[Decessus]

I took a dump at school and the fire alarms went off.

I tried to make it look like I didn't crap myself by saying:
"Who put this *snip*<!--sh!t--> in my pants!?"

Edit by Psychotic: We have a swear filter for a reason.

[Hambone]

I do 'em every day at school. They aren't noisey, but they stink only to me.

[The Unknown Guru]

The key is to release a test fart in public, to make sure that you can control it. Then you let it out slowly so it doesn't make a sound and no one knows who it came from. I like to call this a ninja fart.

I call it skill.

[Quina]

Garbage in, garbage out.

I DO FART WHAT I WANT, YOU GOT PROBLEM?