Santa Claus and Little Children

[The Devil Man]

About three times a week I stop by this store and always I see this really lovely lady and her b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l little daughter! She can't be more then 6 years old and she really is the sweetest thing! Whenever she sees me she gives always says hello and gives the biggest smile Today she and her Mommy were talking. The girl was saying how much she wanted a puppy for Christmas and her Mommy told her 'If you're a good girl, then maybe Santa might bring you what you want!' :nibbles:

The girl was soooooo happy! It brought a tear to my eye, like this---> She said, 'Really Mommy? If I'm good Santa will get me a puppy?' And her Mommy said, 'He sure will Emily, just like last year!' The girl then looked at me and gave another one of her angelic smiles She is just so pretty and has the most amazing blonde hair and the most bluest eyes. If you saw here, you'd just want to treasure her always and cuddle her and want to make her happy so she gives another one of her cute smiles

Which is why... Next week I will DESTROY her little world FOR EVER!

That's right!

Next week I will tell her... Santa DOES NOT EXIST!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I have a very good reason for this. My reason is...

I am not a very nice person!

So Devil Man's question is: How old were you when you found out Santa does not exist AND would you ever tell an innocent little child the brutal truth?

(For the record... I was 17 when my world was shattered. Yes SEVEN TEEN! I was raised in an Igloo. It was truly the saddest day of my life )