Damn Cicadas

[Rye]

As I went to approach my Mom outside to ask if she was ready for us to go driving, I look between my feet and I see it. An abomination. The vilest of vile. A cicada bug. The evil member of the Cicadoidea family, of the order Hemiptera. As I stared down into its large shiny wing, filled with lies, I glanced into the two twin black beads on its face and was instantly paralyzed. It did not spew its hellish noise, but in my mind, I heard it. Its eyes pierced into my soul, as I felt it reading my every thought, my secrets, my desires. It muttered, I stood its trials...

¡CHCKCKCKCKCKKCKC Jessica, I know your deepest secrets, you cannot hide from the Cicadas!

Nooo, it cannot be. ;___;

¡CHCHCHCHCCCKCKC Jessiiiica, I know how you secretly enjoy putting pots on your head and calling yourself a pot head much to the dismay of your parents, because their 16 year old daughter is acting like she's 5!

N-no, that's not true, how do you know this, get out of my mind!

¡CHKKCKCKCKCH Jesssiica, I know how you ran into your room screaming "IT WAS A LIE!" and cried hysterically for hours the night when you found out that Santa wasn't real, when you were... NINE HAHAHAHA!

Noooooooooo, stop reading my secrets! A lot of kids found out when they were 9! I hope! ;_____;


¡CHCHCHHCHCHCHCKC Jesssssiiiiiica, I know how you once didn't get Blues Clues right and how your boyfriend rightfully makes fun of you for it still!

Noooooo! It was Steve's fault, honest! His clouds look liked flowers and-


¡CHCIKCKCKCKCKCKC SILENCE JESSICA, you cannot lie before the Cicada. I know your desires. I know how you want to... how you... want... to STROKE FABIO'S HAIR ALL DAY. You want to chop it off, skillfully make it into a wig, and gingerly stroke the golden locks all day long!

Noooooooooooo! What the Hux... I cannot win. I cried out, as I sunk upon my knees, a shell of a girl, a mere husk, the demonic CHCCKCKCKCKCKKFF clicking ringing in my ears as the world spiraled into black.

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Anyways, tell me of bugs you dislike and bad encounters with them.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Santa wasn't real

What.

I don't mind bugs unless they spew stuff on me. Then I proceed to throw them against something hard.

[Moon Rabbits]

Some of those secrets made me lol.

And for those of you who don't know what a cicada is:
<a href=http://www.cirrusimage.com/homoptera/cicada_Tibicen_chloromera_1.jpg>here ;D </a>

I've had countless terrible run ins with spiders. I hate spiders more than anything and they always somehow wind up crawling through my hair when I go on hikes

EDIT: lol @ the pothead, I'm totally doing that all the time now.

[Raistlin]

I'm surprised you didn't post about the cicada conspiracy. Or are you afraid they'd overhear that you're on to them and come after you?

And I make fun of you for the Santa thing too.

[MoonsEcho]

I love listening to the locusts in the summertime. <3

I hate cockroaches! Especially the huge flying variety. I was terrified of them as a kid because our house is adjacent to a huge field and they would always sneak inside and fly at me.

[Giga Guess]

Bees, wasps, hornets, horseflies...I am positively phobic of them. Most other bugs just creep me out. Except butterlies. Butterflies rawk.

DON'T JUDGE ME!

[Decessus]

Puss Moths are so cute.

I hate cockroaches! Especially the huge flying variety. I was terrified of them as a kid because our house is adjacent to a huge field and they would always sneak inside and fly at me.

But cockroaches are such a nutritious meal.

[Rye]

Puss Moths are so cute.

That is THE cutest bug I have ever seen. Shame they're so poisonous because I want to stroke it.

I like most bug. I think slugs and prey mantises are adorable. I think spiders are cool and I "have" a spider named Moshy, much to the dismay of certain people. xD

[Raistlin]

I think spiders are cool and I "have" a spider named Moshy, much to the dismay of certain people. xD

Now THOSE are evil.

[Giga Guess]

Puss Moths are so cute.

EW! Ewewewewewewewewewew! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

[fire_of_avalon]

omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This one time I was at Matt's place and I was taking a shower. Lalala clean clean lala. So I turn off the shower, cause I'm clean, and I reach for a towel which is sitting on the back of his toilet. As I pick it up something blackish falls out and lands on the floor and SKITTERS AROUND and it was a COCKROACH and I am SCARED TO DEATH OF THEM. Like, doesn't even make sense.

So this cockroach is this big |----------------------| and is SKITTERING AT ME and I freeze and all I can do is scream.

And Matt rescued me after about fifteen seconds, but then he made fun of me. I was so scared.

[Leen-Leen]

Cockroaches are worse then cicadas ... one time I woke up at night, and went downstairs to get a glass of water. As I was walking, I looke down, and saw this huge cockroach that I was just about to step on, and I wasn't wearing slippers. Needless to say, I ran like hell, crying for my mom.

I was like, seven. I'm still traumatized by this incident.

[Vikeve]

Blues clue is hard evne for someone my age don't be ashamed! i remember when i watched blues clues daily i would get mad becuas ei couldn't get the answers right and then all my friends were mad becuase it was to easy.

Spiders aren't evil but they hate me becuas eof my foolish childhood mistake. Now every year one humungo dungo spider tries to kill me. Its a conspiracy there mad pelippers eat spiders so they try to kill me.

[Madame Adequate]

Bugs are ugly Huxers, but I don't feel fear in their presence.

That Puss moth is incredibly bizarre and alien.

Edit: Jessica The Cicadas see into your sooouuuuuulll~

They will tear the secrets from your flesh!

Naughty secrets!

[Jowy]

Aside from the obvious spider fear, bees, ants, and centipedes always unnerved me.