Happy Birthday. I turned 16 last week and since that's the age of consent over here, I'm going to have to be careful with the boys, in case they get any ideas.
Happy Birthday. I turned 16 last week and since that's the age of consent over here, I'm going to have to be careful with the boys, in case they get any ideas.
"Reality is that which,
when you stop believing in it,
doesn't go away".
Philip K. Dick
Happy Birthday! =D
Happy Birthday. Welcome to the adult world. There's lots of porn here.
wow, congrats on making it thus far, lv 18 Human.
*gives Staff of Enlightenment*
Lolzors happy birthday
Have a nice 18th birthday!Hope you have a nice time, but try not to celebrate so hard that you'll, say, lose your virginity on the first legal day.
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People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
evrythin is better when its illegal...illegally losing you virginity is better
Happy Birthday.
But being an adult sucks.
...I don't want to have any more birthdays![]()
You can purchase porn now!
No more of that cheap, crappy free internet porn!
w00t!
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