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    *see thread title*
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rase View Post
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    What does HEAD ON even do?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Azar View Post
    Enzyte. I loathe their commercials.
    Yeah, smurf Bob and his extra 3 inches.

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    The cell phone one.

    Dude: Just 10 downloads for 9.99!
    Girl: Just 10 downloads, for 9.99!
    Dude: Just 10 downloads! 9.99!
    Other dude: Just 10 downloads for NINE-NINETY-NINE!!
    Girl: You won't beleive it, just 10 DOWNLOADS, FOR 9.99!!

    GOD!!!

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    JAMSTER RINGTONES YOUR HOT RINGTONES NOW TEXT 99899 TO RECIEVE CRAZY FROG AXEL FOLEY

    etc, etc. *killing spree*

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    Quote Originally Posted by al-bhed_kid0827 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rase View Post
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    What does HEAD ON even do?
    It's supposed to cure the headache you get from their commercials.
    JOY IS A BITCH, but she is so adorable!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genji View Post
    The cell phone one.

    Dude: Just 10 downloads for 9.99!
    Girl: Just 10 downloads, for 9.99!
    Dude: Just 10 downloads! 9.99!
    Other dude: Just 10 downloads for NINE-NINETY-NINE!!
    Girl: You won't beleive it, just 10 DOWNLOADS, FOR 9.99!!

    GOD!!!
    I take back what I said before. This ^ is the most annoying commercial ever.

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    Sheila's Wheels. I know it is deliberately stupid, but it does it so stupidly.


    there was a picture here

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    Formula 9! Formula 9! Formula 9! Formula 9!
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    anything feminine hygiene related ... ummm ... yea
    I have to say, those are prettymuch the least classy commercials, even though they try to dress them up with pretty pictures. All the pretty pictures in the world can't make that narrator sound like she's saying anything other than "Ladies, we bleed down there once a month, amirite? We got da stuff to absorb it all up so ya boi isn't all like 'ew blood on yo pants'"

    I would really hate to be in their PR department.
    Ahahaha. xD You're right. I hate those commercials with a passion, and I'm a chick. I don't see why those are even needed to be advertised.
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    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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    Yeah, the ones that are all "text LOVE to this number to receive dating advice or text JOKE to receive the best jokes to tell you friends every day" are pretty bad.

    There is one, however, that whenever it's on it plays 2 or 3 times in a row. It's about weight loss. I can't remember the name of the drug now. Which is good; it's finally leaving me. I will be free.
    --Box Box Box Box

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    ditto. plus any1 that comes on when im watching tv.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    I remember a commercial for a kids show that used to come on in the mornings. I had to change the channel.

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    I have to laugh at those commercials where its like a really hot chick and she's all pick up the phone and call now, you may get to talk to me or i'll be on and its like LOLOLOLOLOLOL that will never happen ... a hot chick like you needing to phone date ... i will see you on the 10'o'clock news with the headline of 'woman decapitated' or something.
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.

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    Any Time Warner commercial makes me want too punch infants. God forbid i'm in a nursery

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