Last time I attended a party, it was my twentieth birthday party as a matter of fact. We ran out of beer in about two hours, so morale dropped until another guest came back with two cases. I ate a lot of my birthday no-bake, wore my awesome fedora until some drunk girl stole it, and had to stop a fistfight from happening over a game of Mario Kart. And then I got to clean up the carnage and was out like a light.