My friends have parties every Friday or Saturday. They usually invite me, but I rarely go because I think it diminishes the value of parties when you're just celebrating what day of the week it is. Plus getting hammered that often can't be too good for your health.
I still go to them every now and again to prove to my friends that I am not a hermit. The last one I went to was in like some field up North somewhere. It was so-so. In spite of it being in a field in the middle of nowhere, there still managed to be a guy wearing a lampshade on his head.
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
too much tequila makes ya feel sick so thats no fun...
it was gunna be a simple game of drunken twister, which would have been funny, aside from the huge bundle ¬_¬ but yeah! It was fun, i'm shattered, have only had three hours sleep and my scalp is purple. Fun!
illtake the vodka.......both bottles.....
Parties are the best, i make sure to go to them as often as possible.
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