How the smurf do you figure Sauron is a cooler name than Darth Vader? It's ten letters of pure fansmurfingtastic Christmas right there.
Oh it's gotta be Darth, e-a-s-i-l-y! The light saber, dude, he's got a light saber!
Sauron, hand's down Very scary fella, plus he has a cooler name.
Paris Hilton. Listen to her singing! And watch her acting! Only pure evil can be that talentless!
How the smurf do you figure Sauron is a cooler name than Darth Vader? It's ten letters of pure fansmurfingtastic Christmas right there.