sauron and that dude in star wars....ya know....that bad dude in his cloaky thing that tries to kill darth and luke in the 6th episode or something.....
that would be a figth...
Oh it's gotta be Darth, e-a-s-i-l-y! The light saber, dude, he's got a light saber!
Sauron, hand's down 
Very scary fella, plus he has a cooler name.
Paris Hilton. Listen to her singing! And watch her acting! Only pure evil can be that talentless!
sauron and that dude in star wars....ya know....that bad dude in his cloaky thing that tries to kill darth and luke in the 6th episode or something.....
that would be a figth...
Actually, he wouldn't. The one thing we know about Sauron is that every time he goes to do something himself, he ultimately fails. His skills lie more in the powers of manipulation and deceit, hiding in the shadows until he gets the job done. Vader is too impatient to get drawn into a drawn-out conflict.Originally Posted by Psychotic
You mean Palpatine, whose name I already mentioned?
The two would never fight. They are both too passive to anything against each other. They'd probably trick each other into doing their dirty work, and realize that the other is trying acheive the same goal as they are, except with a different path. They would then, promptly take over the universe and be killed Paris Hilton, who would then turn the world into a floating ball of stupidity and moronicness.
I chose Paris Hilton because I'm beginning to fear actually choosing a side in these Vs. threads.
I meant if they were in a one-on-one fight to the death. A campaign is a different matter entirely.Actually, he wouldn't. The one thing we know about Sauron is that every time he goes to do something himself, he ultimately fails. His skills lie more in the powers of manipulation and deceit, hiding in the shadows until he gets the job done. Vader is too impatient to get drawn into a drawn-out conflict.
Sauron+wolves+Draugluin versus Huan?
Huan. He even forces Sauron to abandon his body for a vampire form and flee into Dorthonion.
Sauron versus the Elves/Maiar?
No fight, he hides before he even does anything. Pretty sure that Melkor could have used his help. Technically, this would be a stacked battle.
Sauron+One Ring versus Elendil and Gil-Galad (whether or not Erenion had his ring is debatable)?
Gil-Galad and Elendil wrestle him down and weaken him, Isildur cuts the Ring off.
Sauron+Army versus Ar-Pharazôn+Army?
The Númenórean king wins. He then seduces the king to attack Valinor, but he also loses his ability to change into a fair form after the Akallabeth.
Sauron wins campaigns, but he doesn't win battles.
The fight with Huan I'll give you.As there's no fight, it's not an adequate way to show how good Sauron was in combat.Sauron versus the Elves/Maiar?
No fight, he hides before he even does anything. Pretty sure that Melkor could have used his help. Technically, this would be a stacked battle.
That summary makes the battle sound one-sided. The battle looked like going against Mordor until Sauron himself came out and did combat, and despite vastly outnumbered, he was still able to slay both Gil-galad and Elendil, which is no mean feat, and only three survived the battle with him. If anything, this battle shows his strength in combat.Sauron+One Ring versus Elendil and Gil-Galad (whether or not Erenion had his ring is debatable)?
Gil-Galad and Elendil wrestle him down and weaken him, Isildur cuts the Ring off.
Again, that wasn't even a battle. Sauron surrendered without so much as trading a blow. You can't judge his strength in combat on that.Sauron+Army versus Ar-Pharazôn+Army?
The Númenórean king wins. He then seduces the king to attack Valinor, but he also loses his ability to change into a fair form after the Akallabeth.
Vader.
(I could have swore I posted in this thread already.)
Lord Vader
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Vader obviously has the advantage.
Sauron is helpless without his contacts, and not only that, he has really dry eyes, so he needs to apply eyedrops at the very worst moments.
Neither. Skeletor is a thousand times more evil than Darth Vader and Sauron put together. Both of the latter characters have some redeeming qualities. Skeletor however is just evil through and through (christmas special's do NOT count!)
There is no signature here. Move along.
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"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
"He-man is actually a tremendous jackass and not really that powerful. He hangs out with a bunch of jerks like Peela and Dorko, He has a cat who is also dumb and..."
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She looks like she's 100 years old... MAN SHE'S EVILLLLLL!
I'd hit that.
She looks like she's 100 years old... MAN SHE'S EVILLLLLL!
Paris Hilton - Stars are blind
I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
'Cause I don't find too many guys
That stand me like you do.
Those other guys all wanna take me for a hotel
But when I walk they talk of suicide
Some high boots I bought with some rimel
But you can see the real money inside
My bank account and I'm satisfied, oh no, ohh
who needs swords or magic when they have Paris Hilton songs?
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