Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise or Kermit the Frog. Who would you date?

[Psychotic]

I wouldn't mind going on a date with Tom Cruise

Aww, hobbit love is blossoming.

Wut

I don't understand xD You're the one with the hairy feet!

I thought it was obvious, but I don't want you to feel left out, so I'll explain. You're not the tallest of people, are you? Neither is lover boy. Neither are hobbits.