Gandalf the White?
Yoda the...Yoda?
Raoul Duke!!!!!
i have only known gandalf to use fireworks or something like that ... thats pretty lame ... i don't really follow the lore of either so i am goin at this pretty blind and only from what i have read or watched as a young boy .... and yoda can pick up an X-wing (i think) and move it with the force as well as build a lightsaber ... that in my book wins so yoda for meplus he is a green midget ! THAT ROCKS !
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
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