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  • Paris Hilton is, like, she's so hot, and, like, yeah, that' so hot, and yeah, whatever, that's hot!

    11 23.40%

  • Tom Cruise. "I love you Katie," "I love you Tom," "I love you Xenu!"

    2 4.26%

  • Kermit the Frog! He's green people, he's green! And he's a Frog!

    34 72.34%
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Thread: Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise or Kermit the Frog. Who would you date?

  1. 09-16-2006, 11:17 PM #1
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    Tongue Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise or Kermit the Frog. Who would you date?

    The question is in the title!

    Out of Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise and Kermit the Frog, if you HAD to make a choice for unknown mysterious reasons, who would you choose to date? Consider their good points in your answer.

    Paris Hilton is, err, pretty? (maybe? ) Has lots of cash. Is... umm.... err.... a talented actress?... umm.... hmmm.... is a good singer?

    Tom Cruise... is... umm... a follower of Xenu, and.... damn, I'm stuck already! (Oh, wait! He's an actor too!)

    Kermit the Frog: Is green! Yay! And he dumped Miss Piggy! Double Yay! And is a Frog! Triple Yay! :nibbles:

    I choose Kermit! Easily! What about you?
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  2. 09-16-2006, 11:19 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
    One million/kermit the frog/see sex
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  3. 09-16-2006, 11:21 PM #3
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    Hilton, i've heared... erm... uh... good... things about her
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  4. 09-16-2006, 11:26 PM #4
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    i heard shes a whore....is that what your talkin about...heheheheh.....nah.....shes borin...at least ya cud have a laugh with kermit the frog....with paris....youd wake up and be like....."can i uhh...have some cash...."and then shell be like....."ok big boy"....and after i have my cash and whatever else she was there for id tell her to get out......hahahahahahahahaha......
    kermit and i would laugh at tons of people...includin paris hilton and tom cruise...hahahahahahaha
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  5. 09-16-2006, 11:27 PM #5
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    Kermit is hella sexy and he does it froggy style, thrashing about as he does usually. ;D

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  6. 09-16-2006, 11:30 PM #6
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    I'd only date Paris Hilton so she could make more delightful music for me
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  7. 09-16-2006, 11:30 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Kermit is hella sexy and he does it froggy style, thrashing about as he does usually. ;D
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  8. 09-16-2006, 11:40 PM #8
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    Kermit is first, obviously. Paris is second. Tom Cruise = no, however if I could possibly give Suri a chance at being sane, I would probably go for him first.
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  9. 09-16-2006, 11:43 PM #9
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    yeh me an kermit would jus be friends....no froggy style for him.....
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  10. 09-16-2006, 11:47 PM #10
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    I've seen the paris video so i know what it would be like to have sex with her .... (SPOILER)she'd be on the phone the whole time ...
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  11. 09-16-2006, 11:49 PM #11
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    fuego.......hahahahahahahaha

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  12. 09-16-2006, 11:54 PM #12
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    Tom would be great, except for the whole Fundamentalist thing. Paris? That's a joke. It would have to be cute little Kermit.
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  13. 09-16-2006, 11:57 PM #13
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    I'd gold dig Paris Hilton.
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  14. 09-16-2006, 11:58 PM #14
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    Kermit. I want a threeway with Kermit and Miss Piggy. Fozzie can film it. Beaker can be a sex toy.
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  15. 09-17-2006, 01:00 AM #15
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    I wouldn't mind going on a date with Tom Cruise



    ....but looks like I'm alone ;o


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