I just got this in my Email...

Dear Mr. Elbro,

WHAT IF YOUR ASS WAS WRECKED? STOLEN? VANDALIZED?

Could you cover it? Even if it was a lot of money? Let's face it, you need insurance. And why choose anything but the nation's #2 insurer of asses on the planet? Price? Forget that-- we've got a policy that wont wipe your wallet.

We know your ass is important to you. It's always there for you, will you be there for it?

Friend to all asses,
Brickman Importantstien, CEO
He could've had the decency to spell my last name right...

What are the wierdest things you've recieved in your mail?