This is not how you play the game. This is how you would play.

Example.

foa: My eyes got eaten by a bird today. BAD.
rubah: Yes, but that bird used your eyes to feed it's babies. GOOD
hsu: Then, the bird's grew up and pooped on my head. BAD.
BoB: But then you always carried an umbrella, and you had one on the day it started to hail. GOOD.

etc.

I will start.

Today, I tripped over a loose brick walking home. BAD.

ALSO: Only post once for every ten posts, please.