Yar, it be a travesty that no landlubber felt it necessary to be making a thread about International Talk Like a Pirate day yet! What kind of barnacles be ye? This be me favourite day of the year, the day when nobody be looking at me strangely when I ask 'em to keelhaul the mainmast and batten down the poop deck.

How do ye be celebrating Talk Like a Pirate day?