FFVI Bust-a-Rhyme

[Flying Mullet]

Terra will scare-a you,
Locke will rock you,
Edgar will pester you,
Sabin will bean you,
Shadow will mow you,
Cyan will slam you,
Gau will oww you,
Celes will oppress you,
Setzer will torture you,
Mog will flog you,
Strago will elbow you,
Relm will overhwlem you ,
Umaro will harrow and
Gogo will elbow you (he's a mimic, remember? )!

This is pretty sweet. I gots mad skillz, huh?

[theundeadhero]

Now you just need to put it to a quick beat and make a fast buck.

[Strider]

Sabin doesn't rhyme with "bean".

[DJZen]

You need to learn which words rhyme with each other and which don't.

[Flying Mullet]

Sabin doesn't rhyme with "bean".

I say his name Sa-bean.

You need to learn which words rhyme with each other and which don't.

I'm allowed creative leeway when I make such a stellar rhyme.

[Roto13]

Sabin will skin you.

:D?

[ljkkjlcm9]

Cyan will tan you, Cyan will fan you, Cyan will BAN you

slam doesn't really rhyme, sorry

THE JACKEL

[Avarice-ness]

Sabin kick you in the shin.

[theundeadhero]

Don't listen to these MTV generation music critics!

[Crossblades]

Now here's the plan

Cyan will kick monsters in the can

Enemies fear him so they ran

No, his name is not Stan, it's Cyan

And I believe Bantam is his biggest fan

(I'm horrible I know )

[theundeadhero]

I posted one about Celes' boobs here earlier this year, but I don't really feel like looking for it now so:

Terra is a girl with hair that's green.
Green like the pee that's in your spleen.
I know that sounds really mean,
but I kinda like her hair a lot.

Celes is an opera floozy.
Lookin' at her makes me feel all woozy.
I want to get her into a jacoozy,
because she is really hot.

Relm is just a little girl,
but she rocks Kishi's worl'.
until he finds out it's an old man named Mearl,
chattin' at our internet spot.

Umaro is a big smelly ogre lover.
He likes to hide under the cover,
with Dr Unne his lover-dover,
whether he admits it or not.

[Avarice-ness]

I posted one about Celes' boobs here earlier this year, but I don't really feel like looking for it now so:

Tifa is a girl with hair that's green.
Green like the pee that's in your spleen.
I know that sounds really mean,
but I kinda like her hair a lot.

=O!

[Thane]

Sabin will toss you in a bin,
then he'll apologise 'cause it's a sin.

I know it don't make no sense

[Captain Maxx Power]

This is a poor attempt to copy the greatness that was the Final Fantasy I hip-hop walkthrough. Nice try, but you lose. Good day sir.

[Rengori]

This is a poor attempt to copy the greatness that was the Final Fantasy I hip-hop walkthrough. Nice try, but you lose. Good day sir.

I gotta agree with the RMP.