Those flippin' birds...
Have you ever been crapped on by a bird? Has your car/bike/whatever been crapped on by a bird? Don't you just hate it when that happens? I believe bird poo can be quite corrosive.
Please discuss.
Bird Poo/Droppings/Excrement/Feces.
Those flippin' birds...
Have you ever been crapped on by a bird? Has your car/bike/whatever been crapped on by a bird? Don't you just hate it when that happens? I believe bird poo can be quite corrosive.
Please discuss.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
I've actually read that a bird crapping on you is supposed to bring good luck.
And i've also been told that by many people as well.
Unless they crap on your head, thats not lucky at all
But don't be so hard on the birdies! It's happened to me a couple of times when I was much younger and good things happened to me afterwards
Never happened to me I am proud to say. I've never actually seen anyone getspooped on by a bird either..
I have accidently sat in it once or twice. Disgusting.
It's happened to me a couple of times. The first time was outside in my Nan's backyard under a tree. I'm lucky I was wearing a hat.
The second time was during a school outing. I was sitting outside listening to some volunteer talking about plants for some reason and a flock of birds flew overhead (WAY overhead), leaving me a "present" all over the right leg of my shorts.
Of course, I don't count the times I've been pooped on tamed pet birds that ride around on my shoulder, as that comes with the choice of having them tamed in the first place.
A freakin' bird crapped on my blazer in secondary school, years ago. I wish I could gun 'em down.
Nope. Car has, though. Makes me want to shoot their little feathery heads off in rage.
I saw a friend get slapped in the face with bird droppings while we were jumping on the trampoline.
He cried while I laughed aloud.
Never been crapped on myself.
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Seagulls are really accurate and some people get attacked on a daily basis.
Nope, it’s never happened to me. Those darn birds always do it on my window though. What a great view to wake up to.
♪ wheee!
:hello: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HELLO KITTY SMILEY :hello:
I saw a seagull crap on my dad's head when I was a kid. He's bald. It was hilarious.
I've been crapped on simultaneously with my car. I don't know what kind a bird was the offender, but he manage to nail me INSIDE of my car. I don't have a convertible, but my windows were down. The poop came in at an angle and hit the top of the inside door panel which splattered all over me. Thank heaven for Leather interior, or that would have been a disasterous mess.
BEHOLD!!! The 88 Plymouth Sundance!!
Um, once. xD I was in the local pond with all the birds, so it's not surprising. Lucky it was on a nylon jacket so it didn't stain or leak through. It was hella gross. xD
One time I went to trafalgar square and scared a whole lot of them, I didnt get crapped on, but two of my friends did, if only I could turn back time :greenie:
Ive never been pooped on *touches wood* But my aunt was pooped on by a crow! She freaked
No, but I was directly responsible for another human being crapped on by a bird. I was on my bike, she was walking the same direction on me, only slightly further down the road. I rang the bell on my bike so she would know I'd ride by her soon. She walked to the side when she heard the bell and that's when she got crap all over her head. :/ I felt awful for at least 3 seconds.
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