Yeah, I thought swimmers did that, too. I was on swimteam, and that's what I was told.


Myself, however, I am a smurfing yeti. I have hair on every part of my body, save my palms and tarsels. I shave my face every few days or so, seeing as it ultimately leads to more kisses and the like than a hairy face does. Other than that though, nothing more or less. I asked if my girlfriend minded if she were dating a yeti, but she says no. All the better for me.

I guess my girlfriend doesn't mind having a bear in her bed, a monkey's arm around her middle, or a sasquatch eating her food...