Genie of the Lamp: 3 Wishes

[The Devil Man]

You find a lamp, you pick it up. You rub it and whooooosh! Out pops a great big Genie and he grants you three wishes!

Lucky you!

What 3 wishes would you wish for? Are you going to be traditional and say 'I wish for World Peace, End to Global Poverty, and Good Health for my Family'?

Will you be ruthless and awesomesauce and say 'I wish for Lots of Money, Lots of hot, kick-ass Women/Men, and Lots of Sex for Eternity!'

Or will you be cruel and say 'I wish for Death and Destruction of the Universe, I wish for Immortality and I wish for Apple Pies'?

What would you wish for?

[Peegee]

I would wish that I could win the lottery any time I played. Then I'd make half a million dollars so that I can invest it and be rich forever

[Venom]

I'd wish Shoden had never made that mexican thread.

[Theda]

I wish to be a god, to be inmortal, and to have access to all the data stored on the internet.

[LunarWeaver]

1)Ability to control time

2)Unlimited funds

3)A Kill Bill Volume 3

[Madame Adequate]

I wish to be both omnipotent and omniscient.

I'll keep the third wish in reserve.

If the genie can't provide that, I'd wish to know every language ever, fictional and real, from anywhere in the universe, and be completely fluent. I'd wish for a fairly smurfing enormous sum of money. And I'd wish to have a complete grasp of nanotechnology and cybernetics, far beyond our current understanding.

[The Real Dark Messenger]

3)A Kill Bill Volume 3

Amen to that!:fencing:

[f f freak]

1) To be a Goddess of the Universe

2) To have all magical power that has ever existed in games, books and on TV

3) For unlimited wishes whenever I wanted to wish for something. (This was never against the rules.)

[Goldenboko]

More wishes duh!

[Psychotic]

A cake, ff babe to be unbanned and married to me, and a bowling ball.

[Jowy]

1) Some ability to manipulate the flow of time, be it either a device or magical power.

2) I'd wish good fortune upon my family and friends.

3) A jetpack.

[Dynast-Kid]

3)A Kill Bill Volume 3

Amen to that!:fencing:

Actually there is going to be a Kill Bill Volume 3.That crazy Quinton Tarantino said that:ZOMG!!11!SpoilerNikki,that little girl from Vol.1 who's mother,Copperhead,was murdered in front of her will be the star.She'll be exacting her revenge on the Bride for killing her mother.Instead of getting an adult actress to play Nikki now when she's an adult,he's actually waiting 15 frickin' years so that when Nikki's actress is adult,she'll be able to play Nikki again!What a kook!

Anyways.

1.)Wish for world peace
2.)Wish for a wallet that never ran out of money
3.)Wish for a magical pencil so then that what ever I draw,comes to life.That way,I can execute my plan to conquer the world and rule with an iron fist!ANd whoever goes against my philosophy of fascism and elitism,they'll be executed.But then that would contradict my first wish...On second thought,i'd just wish for a lisfe-time supply of Shirley Temples!

[Hambone]

1) Endless Money
2) Blonde girlfriend
3. The Davidov Stradivarius Cello with a BAM Hightech cello case.

[Leen-Leen]

1) To be truly happy
2) Ability to have a rewind button in life
3) infinity more wishes.

[Psychotic]

Actually there is going to be a Kill Bill Volume 3.

Tarantino said that it was an idea he'd had, but the chances of him actually making it were "slim".