I recently discovered that you cannot be an insomniac and be in the navy. What are your stunning realizations?
By the way, even after these two months I have been gone I still hate you.
Stunning Realizations
I recently discovered that you cannot be an insomniac and be in the navy. What are your stunning realizations?
By the way, even after these two months I have been gone I still hate you.
You can't fly fighter jets if you're colorblind.
You shouldn't play marco polo while driving a car.
The water ruins the interior.
Venezuelan roulette is like Russian roulette, except with only one player.
You cannot bungee jump into the mouth of a Sarlacc.
I just realized that wood is from trees.
Being colorblind puts severe limitations on what you can do in the military. Especially the Navy. I was told when I first joined that, aside from Nuke, I could be just about whatever I wanted to be. After they gave me the color test, it limited me to about half a dozen rates. It was pretty neat.Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
You also cannot have a history of sleepwalking in the Navy.
I haven't come to any serious conclusions or realizations lately. Although I suppose you could count developing some sort of feelings for a friend of mine when I thought I was pretty much done doing that sort of thing. Eh.
well guess that disqualifies me.
that you can join army reserves and do boot camp your junior-senior summer. i wanted to do it but as long as my moms the one that has to sign the papers, i aint doin it v.v
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
I was, and continue to be, bewildered by the realization that all newspapers are printed from recycled toilet paper.
Brian: "If I remember correctly, this is the Physics Department."
Chris: "That would explain all the gravity."
The mods won't let me talk about what I was stunned to recently discover.
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Good thing you decided to be vague about it. I was afraid I'd have nothing to be curious about today.
Oh, go read LJ.
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It is in threads like these that you can't think of anything cool to post.
there was a picture here
This chair is very uncomfortable.
The itching sensation is a good thing.
You can´t watch two porn films at the same time on my computer...
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