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    The Life Alert commercials are better.

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    First I've heard of it.

    Awesome xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy View Post
    First I've heard of it.

    Awesome xD
    thank to gosh we dont get CMs like this in AU.


    edit: but I dont think we get the product Either,

    Panadol is boring ._.

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    You are an evil person for showing me that, and I am going to hunt you down like a dog.

    And as a parting note...

    WHAT THE HELL DOES IT DO?!

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    OH GOD I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP O WAIT LIFE ALERT~!

    and all of the HEAD ON spamming in IRC made my eyes want to bleed. <3

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    Annoying commercials make me want to never buy things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    OH GOD I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP O WAIT LIFE ALERT~!

    and all of the HEAD ON spamming in IRC made my eyes want to bleed. <3
    I blame myself for inspiring that x_x!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roto13-ness
    Annoying commercials make me want to never buy things.
    Exactly. Commercials don't sell products, they are a means by which we may judge companies and deny them our business appropriately. I, for example, am inclined to go out and steal as much from this company as possible, as a punishment for having inflicted this awful thing upon the world.
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    Does this stuff really work? Anyone know? I get headaches at least twice a day. That's cause my BP is about 160 over 115
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    You have got to be kidding me.
    Why would you unleash this vile and hellish thing on those of us who don't live in an area these commercials are shown?

    I am deeply saddened and enraged at these turn of events!
    I demand compensation!

    On a side note I love the Life Alert commercials.
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    The British version of that product is called "4head".

    Creative, eh?
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    Can anyone say apply subliminal messages directly to your forehead?

    This is sick... The only slogan that got even more POUNDED into people's heads was "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!! POKEMON!!!"

    A disguised cartoon about illegal cock/dog/animal-fighting. It's complete irony. They hunt down and force these innocent animals to be their slaves and fight for them, but then they get upset with Mew-Two when he makes Pokemon fight 'against their will'?

    Oh C'mon!!!! This Apply Directly to Your Forehead is really no different. They don't even tell you what the helled-horrors it is or does.

    You may as well put Cocaine back in Coca-Cola.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunarWeaver View Post
    The commercial for a cure for headaches gives you a headache. This is smurfing genius.
    Not only does it seek it's target demographic, it creates it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainecloud View Post
    The British version of that product is called "4head".

    Creative, eh?
    4Head. Apply directly to the forehead.
    4Head. Apply directly to the forehead.
    4Head. Apply directly to the forehead.
    4head is available without a perscription at retailers nationwide.
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    Nipon Ichi should parody it in there next game, might be mildly amusing.

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