Who Would You Talk To...? WEE!?

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Hey, if you could meet any character from a game, and have conversation with. Who would it be? and how would the conversation go?

>>> Lenneth from Valkyrie Profile, I guess it would be something like this..

Me: Hi my almighty goddess..
Lenneth: Hi there lowly mortal..
Me: Will you come to pick me up when I die? I`ll be your loyal dog forever *grovels at her feet* ..
Lenneth: Your sins lay heavy upon you mortal, you are not worthy to be choosen by me..
Me: But, but..
Lenneth: Silence! the gates of Niflheim awaits thee!..