Definitely Tom Cruise. Hes such a tight arse. Oh and Paris Hilton, Dieter Bohlen and Alfred Hitchcock (yep you heard me, youd know he was a real asshole if youve seen certain interviews.)
...I hate any female celebrity that weighs 100 pounds and STILL diets. X(
~Ye must desire respite from thy empty existence. Thou shalt have it.~