Diablo 2: The Brother (And Sister)hood of EoFF

[LunarWeaver]

My 430 HP feels sad .

I have mav's belt and mav's gloves, but I'm not even going to bother trying to get the rest. Some stranger gave me the gloves when he gave me the Lycander's bow. And yesterday somebody gave me a Gull Dagger, Chance Guards, 24% rare MF boots, a +1 sorc with 35% mf ammy, and a Gheed's Fortune. Then late somebody gave me a Viscawhatever +1 sorc shield, then later still somebody gave me Frostburns. Strangers keep giving me things. I must have a severe aura of desperation .

And Nom gave me a Lidless and now I <3 him.

Last night, some 14-year-old kid named kornnn told me and my friend Yummie that we were too old to be playing games and we should get a life. I considered pointing out to him that the game is rated M and he's not legally old enough to play it yet, but I figured it wouldn't be worth it. The game-age stigma still isn't dead? Christ, I was getting told this by children when I was, like, 17. When I'm 30, I'm never going to hear the end of it.

[CimminyCricket]

When you're thirty I'll be the one reminding you.

[LunarWeaver]

What's wrong with 30-year-olds playing games D: I plan to play them for as long as they continue to hold my interest .

[VorpalCyberWolf]

Good for you, that's the way it should be. Does anyone have any decent medium level pally gear I might possibly be able to loan?

[Tavrobel]

I might, but I don't get on alot. Ask SRL for a loan. He is currently overseeing my accounts.

[Giga Guess]

I think I saw a Mav armor on one of Cim's mules...but I wouldn't feel comfortable shuffling it off without his confirmation.

[Nominus Experse]

I hate this game: I just lost my Perfect Pride Iron Golem to a useless curse cast by an Oblivion Knight...

8k life, how you have failed me....

[SeeDRankLou]

And thus, I was worried about you using a Pride for an Iron Golem. I felt something like that was going to happen sometime.

[Nominus Experse]

It was a risky decision, but I wanted to do it all the same. There was something about being welcomed with a creaky Iggy every time I entered a game...

I miss my Poisonmancer. I believe it is high time that I make a better one.

Back to spamming Lower Resist and Poison Novas!

[CimminyCricket]

I think I saw a Mav armor on one of Cim's mules...but I wouldn't feel comfortable shuffling it off without his confirmation.

I dont remember if I do, but go ahead and look. Plus there's a Guardian Angel on one of them for BadKarm. I'm currently unable to play so if someone needs something and they ask, give it too them, just write down or tell me what it was so I'm not wondering.

Made a stupid decision

xD

[LunarWeaver]

I don't know if this will help much, but I have a rare +1 Paladin amulet with all four resists and 24% magic find you can have, Karm. That's all the Pally gear I've found so far =/

Nom, I made a grave for your Iron Golem. He helped me with many Ancients and many Baal runs in his day. Goodbye, Pride

[Flying Mullet]

Good for you, that's the way it should be. Does anyone have any decent medium level pally gear I might possibly be able to loan?

Is there any type of gear you are in greater need of?

[Khaotic]

Who would like to have my account?

[Nominus Experse]

If you really wish to give it away, I'll take. Though, I have to ask:

Why?

[LunarWeaver]

Does anybody have some Immortal King boots? I don't have much to give for them, but I have collected like 15 pgems that I will trade. I'm trying to make a WhirliBarb, and the man needs some equipment. I have the gloves and belt already, and I think those three together give great green bonuses and natural bonuses <3.

Also, Meph is epic fail. I ran him in NM half the day yesterday with 363% MF on and I didn't keep a single thing he dropped me because it was all awful. Then my friend Yummie comes on with 0% MF and does that stupid stat quest in act-3 for fun and he finds a Herald of Zakuram and an Ali Baba in the same game within 10 minutes. This is why all of Act III is the devil.