mAIGC BONER staered his jorney todnight
Here, listen tomt story
hE crawwled into the DEn of EVIL soo that he may prove to eth Sistrhood of the Siighhtkess EYE that he is good oR Somthing.
Thaere were mamny enemies about but , MAGIC BONER WAS wihtin the rage of batttle!

Manyy a Fallen was slaain. LUNAR Tels me thatth ey wea r grey pannts.
MAGGICB ONER ALSO found TRESURES!

THe joruny was prvoing more andm ore profittabll
The DEN was expriencing the hioly werath of retribuion but sommem monsaters remaimned to sufffer judgment. Cowering like the scuim they arer , I found the remainig two zombnies in this corner:

NO OEN HIDES F RMO THE BONER FOOLS@!
MAGMIC BOMNER THEn jouirnery d past the cold plains, where he then found POISONOUS LIKMES AND XEPLOSOVE ORANGES!!!
CITETUS LOL
NO ONE FNUCKS WITH CITRUS FRUITS U NOOBS
MAGIC BIONER Was told t oget Cain by go ing to the DAR JK WOOD.
Som he valia nty braved the darkness ofht euUnderground Tiinnnul to reach teh DARK WOD. There the TREEE Of INUFESS would give buirth to a scroll bearing the same name as the tree.
All was wellllllll until he put his citrus fruit away in fvaor of a sword......

BONERN IS PWND!!!
Its time I wennnt to bes anyways...