I talk about my liquor like old friends...

Let's see, there's Evan Williams... But we're not talking to each other right now...

Then there's Jack Daniels, but I like his cousin "Gentleman Jack" better... He's soooo smooth... (swooon) HEY! Don't judge me, Even you 'manly' guys would be swooned too! This hot guy is da bomb-diggity! Yeah, I said it!!!

But to my new BFF is another reason why I think America is wrong to mistreat our Hispanic Bretheren... My new BFF is "Jose Cuer'vo"

But if there is nothing else, I will sit down and have good strong Russian drink tovarish... Da, I speak of Mother Russia's favorite: Vodka.