Beating an obese individual with a can of Crisco until they die
Putting a baby in a blender
Hanging a rabbit on the radio antenna while driving down the highway
Squeezing a bird until it explodes in giant fury of bird crap - aimed specifically at someone's head
Taking a shop-vac to someone's face while sleeping
Microwaving your aunt's toy poodle
Put tacks in people's toast
Capsasian cream in someone's contact case
Vaseline the stearing wheel and gearshift
Originally Posted by Kentarou
Posting Permissions
