When you walk into a door you think is automatic, but think it's delayed and you walk into a second time.
During a timed test you start thinking about the weird shape in the first column fighting the weird shape in the next one.
When you walk into a door you think is automatic, but think it's delayed and you walk into a second time.
During a timed test you start thinking about the weird shape in the first column fighting the weird shape in the next one.
That reminds me. I once thought it was Thursday for three days in a row.Originally Posted by LunarWeaver
And for most of one April I thought it was October.
I walked through a screen door and cut myself on it because I thought there just wasn't a door there.
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When you forget how to answer a true or false question
when you forget how to write the number 8
When you forget how to turn something on, such as the toaster or computer
When you walk downstairs for something, and then have no clue as to why you got up in the first place. And then you just go to the kitchen...
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I've gone out half-dressed before... that's so embarrasing...
Although it was really hot and it was the middle of summer so I didn't look TOO out of place...
You wander around the house for hours looking for your glasses and you realise you're actually holding them.. that happens too many times to me.. it's quite funny though...
Leave home wearing ur slippers....I just realized it when I got in the car!
When you plug in your PC, hit the On button and wonder why it does nothing. Then you notice you havent flipped the plug switch ...
When you start panicking about not knowing them time and releasing you finally have a new watch on.
I do that alot, too - Except recently when I make tea I'd put the sugar in the fridge with the milk, too. x3
I spent 20 minutes looking for a book that was literally right in front of where I was sitting.
You did not realize there were such a thing as User Notes until you accidentally clicked on your name five minuites ago.
I am so glad I'm not the only one who "Misspells" numbers.
I forget what day of the week it is all the time, and I "change" the date at noon sometimes. I blame this on working overnights. I've also tried to unlock my house with the unlock button on my car keys. I actually stood there for a moment waiting for it to unlock.
When your friend you see in the street has to scream at you to get your attention (happened a few hours ago).
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Oh you little railing STD.
I put the milk carton back in the cereal place and the cereal in the refridgerator a lot. xD
OH GOD I've done that. I was about to say that.
And, er, post a thread on the wrong forums entirely...
* When you try and speak into a book instead of a microphone at your local meeting and become extremely embarrassed.
* When you continually attempt to rename music files on your computer whilst playing them, only to be told by Windows that the file is in use.
* When you pre-order the wrong wrestling DVD for the second time in a year. I mean, come on...
I'm completely losing it. It must be the kids. :/
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