I think this thread belongs here.

Anyways, have you ever came up with a funny scene? If you have post it here. I'll post a few of mine.

(Villain grabs victim's hair)
Villain: Any last words?!
Victim: I have lice.
(Villain stares at his hand in disgust)

Some guy: Bite me!
Some other guy: Oka... wait. Are you poisonous?

(Bus Driver is about to drive off a cliff and everyone riding the bus jumps off without the bus driver noticing)
Bus Driver: We're all going to die!!!!