EoFF Post, Issue 04. (I tried to make a witty title but it was too long.)

[-N-]

Warning: Some articles may include strong language! D:

The EoFF Post Newspaper

Here is Issue 04 of the Eoff Post. All of us hope you enjoy this month's material. Major thank yous and I love yous go out to staff who contributed this month. I am indebted to you all.

- Neel

Do you want to contribute to the Post? We are looking for an assistant editor as well as more reporters in order to decrease the workload on current staff members (namely us). PM Lynx or myself if you are interested and are not an unreliable screwball.

- The Editors

The Staff

1. Lynx, Editor/Reporter - Without Lynx this paper definitely wouldn't exist. Infrastructure, webspace, and delivering material in the clutch makes this man the MVP of the whole operation.
2. Neel, Editor/Reporter - Lynx just called me Captain and it kinda turns me on.
3. Del Murder, Jumbler - I can't believe I screwed up the first word of the Big Jumble this time. It's a really good one this time; have fun with the first name.
4. Old Manus, Cartoonist - Old Manus is to the EoFF Post as Raistlin is to the EoFF forums. Minus the part that sucks.
5. Behold the Void, Reporter - He's probably the only guy that could actually convince me to join an RP thread.
6. Loony BoB, Reporter - Danielpants graces our ears and minds with prophecies and lores of the staff forums.

That's it. Sorry, but I lack Lynx's flair because I don't eat or sleep anymore.

- N

[Madonna]

*fora

And on multiple occassions, too!

[ValkyrieWing]

My banner's gone..oh well.

[Samuraid]

Looks great.

[Reine]

Excellence. 5 stars

[Levian]

Nice one.

Jumbler
Pharoh Amon Khan III
Award Guy
rubah
eestlinc

Letters: rhoniiardgeestl

<del>But I don't know what the final answer is. </del> Yes, I do.

edit:

It's a really good one this time; have fun with the first name.

Yeah, that one took me ages to find. I searched the memberlist for the letter K, and let's just say his name didn't start with an A.

[Rye]

This issue is really great. I'll read it more throroughly later today when I'm more awake, but good job! And yay, Lev and I's competition was mentioned.

And wtf, Lynx, the comic. xD Plundering, wizard and robe, spongebob? That was too perfect.

[Shaun]

As soon as I saw the words "Hard Gay" I closed the window.

[Loony BoB]

Yay, now I'm famous!

[Flying Mullet]

Looks good!

Pirate comics always win.

[Breine]

It looks great Good job!

[-N-]

I apologize for being dead-tired while writing last night. This issue is pretty awesome; you should be more excited about it than I was while writing that rather dry first post. Lynx and I still encourage new contributors, so don't be shy.

[Madonna]

This issue is really great. :) I'll read it more throroughly later today when I'm more awake, but good job! And yay, Lev and I's competition was mentioned.

And wtf, Lynx, the comic. xD Plundering, wizard and robe, spongebob? That was too perfect. :bigsmile:

Pirates and their ships make for wonderful material, my dear Rye.

I apologize for being dead-tired while writing last night. This issue is pretty awesome; you should be more excited about it than I was while writing that rather dry first post. Lynx and I still encourage new contributors, so don't be shy.

I told you, N, exclamation points make for adding hype. It makes the difference of "This issue is awesome." and "This issue is awesome!" If you ever learn anything from me, let it be that.

Anyways, for everyone else, I definitely concur that everyone should check out the newspaper and enjoy the articles and comics. Besides the few that I wrote, I feel that they are very well-written and interesting. I am very proud of our reporters and the articles they do. I apologize for the lack of interviews in this issue, but we shall make sure to make it up to you guys next issue; I know that the interviews were strongly approved of.

Anyone interested in contributing to the EoFF Post, do please PM N or I. We'll talk about it!

[Fire_Emblem776]

Yay, now I'm famous!

Of course

[Psychotic]

After my dismal failure in the last Post, I was keen to make amends. The first name was a tricky one, but I pulled through.

(SPOILER)INHPOAIHRNAOAIKHM
PHAR(O)H - AMO(N) - KHAN - (I)(I)I

DYWAUAGR
(A)WA(R)(D) - (G)UY

HBRAU
(R)UBA(H)

NLETIECS
(E)(E)(S)(T)(L)INC


Now unscramble the letters found in the (_) to form the answer to the Big Jumble:

ONIIARDGRHEESTL

Q: These never fail to find new ways for the same people to say the same thing.

A: R E L I G I O N - T H R E A D S