Hello kids, its me Capn Skarr.
Yayyyyyyyy!
Today we're gonna learn about moral ambiguity.
What's that?
Well thats when some of the things your parents tell are wrong, are really right as well.
Like sex.
See all living things need to do it, even us.
Huh?
Well just look at Angelina Jolie, here. We all wanna bang her here in lazy Town.
But why?
Haven't you guys seen original sin? She was banging in that <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">!
C'mon these are kids...you gatta ask 'em about Mr.& Mrs. Smith
Thats enough for today kids. Me and that chick in pink are going out tonight.
Y'all come back now. Oh and The Fedorfia are way better than my chin.
?uestion, are some toddler shows, too idiotic?