If you so much as poked one of my pet rats, I'd sue your ass off. Then I'd kill you, mash you into a pulp, and feed it to them. Actually, your pulp would probably make them sick, plus they wouldn't like it as much as their salads andyogurt treats. So I'd just throw it out. And all the money I got from my lawsuit I'd spend on toys and treats for my little baby boys. They are so cute, and nice, and lovable, and adorable, and little babies who love their mommy. Yes they do! *snuggles ratties*

Gryphon and Wyrm > All you bastards

So next time you harm a little baby rattie (or an old rattie. Or a sick rattie. Or a pest of a rattie), remember.... YOU WILL GO TO HELL.

Thank you.