A man walks into a bar and downs a couple of beers. After being liquored up, he stands on the counter and yells "My lawyer cost me $240,000!! All lawyers are a$$holes!"

Then another man in the back jumps on his table infuriated. "Hey, I resent that!!!" he yells back.

"Why?! Are you a lawyer punk!?"

"No!!! I'm an a$$hole!!"