Funny sephiroth question

[The Mog Ninja]

I'd say "NO SEPHY THIS IS MY POT PIE!! NO SEPHY THIS IS MY POT PIE!! I KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!!! FINE, LETS RO-SHAM-BO FOR IT!!! *COUGH* *SPLUTTER*" then my gonads would hurt

[~SapphireStar~]

If Sephiroth existed, I'd wonder why he'd be after me of all people.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

i think i would stand there lookin pretty, and bat my eyelids for him to stop, and just take me away, i would kill evryone with him instead (not me friends tho, oo no)

[leader of mortals]

i would play dead and he would poke me soft with murasame to see if im alive, and then he will say "GOD DAMNED HEART ATTACKS!!!!!!! I WANTED TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!" and walk off.

[Izzo2]

It owuld go something liek this:

Dark Portal opens in my living room

Sephy steps out
Sephy: *draws masamune* You will die. I command the darkness, and your past can't go away.
Me: ...Oh,****
Sephy: DIE! Ha!*swings*
Me: *dodge in bullet time. grabs arm, knees him in the stomach, punch him in the face, contemplate throwing him out the window, but realise we're on the first floor and he can fly. Pry masamune out of his hand and hit him on the chest with it, and stab him in the stomach, THEN throw him out the window.*

I win.

[NGU]

I'd get his grandma to tell him off then he would be ashamed then go to his room