Making popcorn. Is that what they call it these days?
Making popcorn. Is that what they call it these days?
Apparently...
I have been quite covert with what I do, though my parents have caught me doing some very strange things...
Spinning in a rotating chair for an hour, standing on my head, drawing all over myself, be a pyromaniac inside the house, talking to spiders, moths, bugs, inanimate objects, telling plants I hate them, or hanging halfway out the window for no reason other than I can...
...
My parents have never walked in on me doing anything illicit. That's what hotel rooms are for.
NEVER, BECAUSE I AM A NICE CARING GIRL IN THEIR EYES.
I once got caught polishing my pony. After that, I got spanked with a belt for being "immoral" ;_;
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Polishing your pony, that sounds so funny, if it means what I think it means. xD How many analogies are for that already?? Do girls even have analogies for that?? Perhaps that is too much to discuss in this forumOriginally Posted by Agent Proto
xD Some of these stories are great.
As for me, I've never got caught doing anything more than kissing. I know my mother and house well enough to not get caught.
Me too! ^_^NEVER, BECAUSE I AM A NICE CARING GIRL IN THEIR EYES.
"People Always Lie" - House MD.
You're a bastard. You should not call it that! Now when ever my little girl says, "I want a pony" I am gonna FREAK!
Not really, my parents caught me smoking one time. Not embarrassing, but more like [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] !!!
The weirdest thing my parents could ever catch me doing is watching my lovely tentacles, however I feel their reaction after seeing would be well worth it.
Besides, my mom can say things far stranger than anything I'd do.
For example, she walked in on my brothers with her friends and said, "You know why men like women with no teeth?" She then pulled out her top teeth and said, "Better suction," and walked out. I love my mom.
For a second I thought that Agent Proto had a pony in their bedroom and was brushing it to make it all shiny and pretty.
BEHOLD!!! The 88 Plymouth Sundance!!
Who polishes a pony anyway??? At least the other analogies make sense!
I was once caught on EoFF. Needless to say, we NEVER spoke of it again.
Last edited by Quindiana Jones; 10-06-2006 at 07:45 PM. Reason: Typo!
Thanks for your replies, everyone. This is the best thread idea I've had all year.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to polish my pony...
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
My parents are used to the stuff i do.:rolleyes2
I invited a new friend over at my house for the first time and she overheard me talking to myself.:rolleyes2 Then i stared at her and she asked me if i was talking to myself and all i can remember thinking was..... oh [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]! Luckily she's more of a freak then me and encourages my talking to myself abilities but now thankfully im not talking to myself nerely as much as i used to hehe......
Edit:.................... *shakes head*
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