Quote Originally Posted by Paro View Post
You asked for it.


There was this girl I was going out with and we were making some popcorn, while we were in the kitchen waiting for it, we started fooling around, we started making out, next thing you know, i'm pounding her on my kitchen table, she's screaming and moaning and swearing, telling me to "[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] her harder" and what not, I'm just about to blow when my mom walks into the kitchen. I couldn't even hear her come in.

It was hell.
That's detail for you. XD

Hmm I don't think so, I'm very careful and sneaky, also my parents are very naive which helps (unless that's all an act, argh, but I don't think so...). My dad is okay but my mum likes to walk into my room without knocking or come and say hi all the time. Actually the fact that they make me too embarassed to even have a guy stay over means I've probably avoided those situations cropping up. xD