My mum walked in on me having sex... twice! You'd have thought she'd learnt to knock after the first time.
My mum walked in on me having sex... twice! You'd have thought she'd learnt to knock after the first time.
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How's this, I've never been caught doing anything. But my dad did give me a porno one time. I couldn't watch...it just felt wrong that he gave it to me...I'd have rather found it under his bed.
lol ok one embarrassing thing that happened though thank god it wasn't my mom who walked in. I was 14 and in the process of losing my virginity to an american girl who had lived in the uk for the last 6 - 8 months and had been going out with me for the last 5 - 6 of them. It was her last night in London and we were at the hotel she was staying at with her dad (he was over in london on business for the duration since she lived with him not her mom she came over too) and well it was a funny thing. He walks in on us both naked in bed at it like well too much detail is a bad thing, with a bottle of champagne and two glasses and just says "Hey, I thought you two might be getting a little thirsty in here" puts the glasses down along with the bottle and walks out of the room. Apparently he knew well in advance what his daughter intended to do to me that night whereas I had no idea. Still embarassing as hell for the pair of us, what do you say when the father of the girl you are deflowering walks in?
Today my mom caught me watching The Doodlebops singing You're my Buddy on Playhouse Disney. She looked at me like I'm a freak. Whatever. DeeDee pwns.
Umm, it's been pretty close if it hasn't happened.
When I lived at home, they had a history of randomly checking my intarweb's history...pun intended.
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I'd have to do stuff I'd be embarassed about to have the potential to get caught.
Or be stupid about it. Something like that.
Anyway, no.
My dad busted me looking at porn once. I eventually outgrew porn, though.
my parents do far more bizarre and embarassing things than i do. i'm always secure and safe when doing something embarassing, and (knock on wood) will never be caught by anyone.
My dad caught me making love to a Moogle once....
EDIT: twice
Last edited by Mogi; 10-09-2006 at 08:59 PM.
*gives you a Klondike bar from Serge*Originally Posted by soulist samurai
I think getting caught should be the least of your problems.
Remind me to ask him for that story sometime in the futurexD I laughed so hard when I read that!Finding Nemo.
Anyway, I don't remember if my parents have ever caught me doing something, but my big brother certainly has. He once caught me "spanking my monkey" to one of his porn movies in his room... very, very embarrassing!This I gotta hear.
R2F's right. You wouldn't wanna get pregnant.I think getting caught should be the least of your problems.
It involved me, my ex and my mum not knocking on the bedroom door.
Were you playing Russian Patience? Dirty lady...
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