Well, have they?
I've been a very careful boy, so mine haven't.
Tell us, please. In detail.
Have Your Parents Ever CAUGHT You Doing Something Embarrassing?
Well, have they?
I've been a very careful boy, so mine haven't.
Tell us, please. In detail.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Nope.
Nuh uh.
~Ye must desire respite from thy empty existence. Thou shalt have it.~
You asked for it.
There was this girl I was going out with and we were making some popcorn, while we were in the kitchen waiting for it, we started fooling around, we started making out, next thing you know, i'm pounding her on my kitchen table, she's screaming and moaning and swearing, telling me to "[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] her harder" and what not, I'm just about to blow when my mom walks into the kitchen. I couldn't even hear her come in.
It was hell.
Not that I can remember. My parents have caught me doing some pretty weird stuff, but it has never really been embarrassing.
I have, however, been caught by parents that are not mine. For example, one guy walked into a room where his daughter and myself were kissing and... stuff. Thankfully it wasn't one of those overprotective fathers you see on television. He was just like
“Uhh... with your dinner do you uh... want one egg or uhh... two?”
That's probably not exactly what he said. There were uhhs—many uhhs—and it was about how much eggs I wanted with my dinner. I didn't really feel like eating any eggs that night, so I had none. I did eat the venison, though. And a tomato! Though I'm drifting off subject.
That particular time was embarrassing, yet the kind that was funny enough to laugh off. Not like that embarrassing that keeps coming back into mind. The one you want to forget about, but every time you try it just seems to come back stronger. Like that one time I
Can't remember. Probably because I tried too hard to forget and succeeded.
BEHOLD!!! The 88 Plymouth Sundance!!
nope... *angel halo-ish*
My mom caught me masturbating when I was watching porn. didn't dare talk about what happened next.
I never did nothing embaressed! Ohhhh wait one day I was writting and singing Muse really loud with my headphones at the max and they came in after shopping and my mother laughed at me... It was embaressing for me!
I've lost track of what's embarrassing and what's not. I've been caught <i>singing</i> (I don't really sing very well) and at the time I remember it was embarassing because I really was singing like no one was listening. But I don't think it's the kind of embarrassing this topic is trying to draw out.
Hmm, not that I can remember, but I have a weird thing where I catch other peoples parents doing embarrassing stuff. Like one time at a friends house, where I caugth the parents making out in the kitchen... never wanted to see that.
My mom walked in on my first girlfriend and I being intimate. That was quite the interesting scenario.
Hopefully not too descriptive
I was in the shower once pleasing myself when my mother walked in. Instead of the normal reaction of, "Oh! Sorry!" or even not saying anything at all then hurrying out the room - she continued to move in to the bathroom ( the whole time I'm trying to somewhat cover myself up ) and grabbed a few towels before saying something along the lines of, "You should lock the door," then laughed.
Understand though, my mother isn't your normal mother to begin with. I remember quite well it was my mom who was the one who so openly shared with me what felt the best in bed before I flew up to meet Myles. =/
My parents divorced and y'know the idea of having a sane stepmother was far too much in itself as she enjoyed confiding in me what my father enjoyed her doing to him in bed. ( I wish I could just forget that conversation ) This is also the woman who sent Myles and myself a whip, handcuffs, love dice, and a riding crop for Christmas.
Yes! Too many times!
The Late Owen Macwere Production.
That's detail for you. XDOriginally Posted by Paro
Hmm I don't think so, I'm very careful and sneaky, also my parents are very naive which helps (unless that's all an act, argh, but I don't think so...). My dad is okay but my mum likes to walk into my room without knocking or come and say hi all the time. Actually the fact that they make me too embarassed to even have a guy stay over means I've probably avoided those situations cropping up. xD
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