Disney my my my my dear
Was a bad company
Some even say it blows
And all of the other companies
Used to laugh and call it names
They wouldn't let poor Disney
Participate in any million dollar games

But then one cozy little eve
The President of Square Enix came to say
"Oi Oi Oi! Disney with your company so grand
won't you join us and come to Japan!"
And so all of the other companies loved it
They shouted out with glee
That this day would go down
in EoFF history!
You try too hard.