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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    Sometimes I wish I were half as cool as Dan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decessus View Post
    The oh-so-wonderfull Decessus is puzzled as well!
    And again, Decessus is 3 steps behind of what's going on.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    Yeah, seriously, DK. I tell Jess to get into the kitchen and make me some food, and she does it like a good Christian slave girlfriend. Most women just have problems.
    That's because when I'm slaving over a hot oven for you, I'm doing it as a child of God and setting an example of the place in life for women.


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    i bet the ladies love you're 12' sub DK
    Making a slow come back since 2008

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Get your b*tch ass back in the kitchen and make me some PAH, woman.
    By the way, this cracked me up xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Decessus View Post
    The oh-so-wonderfull Decessus is puzzled as well!
    And again, Decessus is 3 steps behind of what's going on.
    I'm afraid it's far more than 3.

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    I just want someone to make me a sandwhich. I don't care what gender you are.
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    Becuase you don't show 'em who's boss.
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    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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    And there was me convinced that DK was actually the token really gay guy, then all of a sudden, it's all about the ladies!

    (SPOILER)Am I right in thinking that this is a sly dig at a certain someone?
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    (SPOILER)Yes

    When they say no, just cut off their hands so they can't make anything anymore.
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    I wholly agree! I'm glad to see Wesley has Jess under control, as it ought to be. Too many women are too full of notions of individuality and - get this - personal rights! Hahaha, as though they are anything other than servants!

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    cripple their spirits and then theyll make the sandwiches ; )........

    Sephiro this here.

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    This thread...

    It had so much potential! It could have mixed Devil Man's words wittingly instead of stuffing words straight down Devil Man's throat! But no! You had to go with the stuffing!

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    What type of sandwich would you like, Dan?

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    When they say no, just cut off their hands so they can't make anything anymore.
    You'll never get a sandwhich made that way.
    ...

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    Pimp slap her. It always works for me.

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