Why do women get so angry when I tell them their place is to make sandwiches?

**LunarWeaver** · 10-09-2006, 12:08 AM

Lol, as if women are smart enough to make sandwiches at all.

**RiseToFall** · 10-09-2006, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

Lol, as if women are smart enough to make sandwiches at all.

You just crossed the line Lunar.

**Decessus** · 10-09-2006, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by RiseToFall

Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

Lol, as if women are smart enough to make sandwiches at all.

You just crossed the line Lunar.

Yeah, that 'lol' was unnecessary.

**Skarr** · 10-09-2006, 12:19 AM

Maybe if you said please.

Maybe the world will bow to the Chin Patrol.

Yeah right.

**Freya** · 10-09-2006, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by Skarr

Maybe the world will bow to the Chin Patrol.

Hahaha yeah right, like that's ever gonna happen.

If you buy me some new pants i'll gladly make you breakfast, lunch, dinner and anything inbetween, for about a week. Then you have to go out and get me something else.

**Vikeve** · 10-09-2006, 12:44 AM

Yeah, I don't get mad i get me some new cloths.

I can't cook for life

wow that made no sense but im sure you get the point.

**Madame Adequate** · 10-09-2006, 12:48 AM

Originally Posted by Skarr

Maybe the world will bow to the Chin Patrol.

Jesus, you're as bad as Tommy Sheridan is with socialism. =/ Not everything is about Chin Patrol, you know.

**Mogi** · 10-09-2006, 06:19 AM

Wait....

I must have a natural talent for making sandwiches!

Or I'm dreaming again....

**Rainecloud** · 10-09-2006, 06:35 AM

That was a very good impression, DK.

Oh, and I make my own sandwiches, because I'm a perfectionist.

**Rusty** · 10-09-2006, 06:54 AM

I don't like sandwiches - but I do make pretty good ones. I'll make you one if you ask nicely.

**Meat Puppet** · 10-09-2006, 07:09 AM

Sometimes I wish women would tell me to make them sandwiches. But they don't. There was one, but she was just joking. A foul joke. What a letdown.

**Odaisé Gaelach** · 10-09-2006, 10:15 AM

Damn, I can't even begin to count the amount of times I've been slapped.

I know that one was when a girl complimented me on my beard, and I stroked her chin and said, "Well, yours ain't too bad either"...

...now I'm hungry.

**Sparky** · 10-09-2006, 03:45 PM

Are all of you stupid, women should be treated with respect no matter what they do wrong. Also, you all should be making the women sandwiches, wait my bad, you should be making them full course meals that would fill their stomachs.

**Reles** · 10-09-2006, 04:34 PM

If they prove that they're more of a man than I am, then I'll make them a sandwich, after that they can starve for all I care.

**bipper** · 10-09-2006, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by Rusty

I don't like sandwiches - but I do make pretty good ones. I'll make you one if you ask nicely.

Woman! Make me a god damned sandwich, please!

Doesn't sound right. That please throws it all off!

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