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    what the hell? make your own damned sandwiches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet View Post
    Sometimes I wish women would tell me to make them sandwiches. But they don't. There was one, but she was just joking. A foul joke. What a letdown.
    go make me a sandwich! =)

    I cook, and I'm pretty good cook, but when told to make a sandwich, I'll very politely make it for you and then shove it down your pants

    not really.

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    What is a women?

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    I make awesome sandwiches. No really, they are always about 3 inches thick. So tasty.

    DK should make his own sandwiches, he could take some pork from himself, as he's clearly a chauvinist pig

    Oh yes, you know that burned.

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    Dan, you just need the right equipment.

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    I am so hot for you now, Dan.
    I'll make you all the sandwiches you can stand...

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    not all woman belong in the kitchen
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    Quote Originally Posted by yunacy View Post
    not all woman belong in the kitchen
    Some of them belong in a coffin. :laugh:
    Last edited by Decessus; 10-10-2006 at 04:10 AM. Reason: Check out the text at the bottom of this post. Isn't it cool?

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    I just got finished eating a sandwich.
    It was good.
    I made it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decessus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by yunacy View Post
    not all woman belong in the kitchen
    Some of them belong in a coffin. :laugh:
    thats not very nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    Yeah, seriously, DK. I tell Jess to get into the kitchen and make me some food, and she does it like a good Christian slave girlfriend. Most women just have problems.
    That's because when I'm slaving over a hot oven for you, I'm doing it as a child of God and setting an example of the place in life for women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yunacy View Post
    not all woman belong in the kitchen
    I think that women are to be spoiled until hell frezzes over.

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    Antarctica's working on it.

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